RaNcIdPsYcHoJoSh's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonic: Uncut 3]

Uh... you lost me.

I just don't understand any of this. The voice acting is okay (thanks for actually finding female/child voice actors instead of making high pitched voices yourself) and I commend you for not using sprites, but really, the storyline is just uninteresting and I closed the window when Shadow went to Cream's room to apologize for whatever reason.

I hate it when the authors make the characters swear. Innocent game characters like the ones in the Sonic universe aren't supposed to use cuss words, and it seems everyone on newgrounds keeps forgetting that. It's just not right, coming from them. Smarten up, people. Seriously.

[halo dancing baby]

Ahahahaha.

Good movie. Decent animation and a funny joke. I love how the lower half of Master Chief's helmet is his actual mouth, and how you completely fail to pronounce "Halo" correctly. I really liked it, nice job.

[Rubber Duckie]

Another victory for team Neil Cicierega.

This is an instant classic, created by none other than the legendary inventor/king of animutations, Neil Cicierega. For those of you who don't know animutations, this is, simply put, a crazy music video compiled up of random pictures of 90's and current pop culture. Really, if you haven't seen an animutation before, then just watch one. Words don't do them justice and can't accurately describe how delightfully psychotic they are. This particular one is set to a german dance remix of a song from Sesame Street entitled "Rubber Ducky". For an added humor effect, sing along to this video with the following lyrics.

Oh, Rubber Duckie, you're the one
You make bathtime lots of fun
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you, bo-bo-vo-de-oh
Rubber Duckie, joy of joys
When I squeeze you, you make noise
Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend, it's true
Oh, every day when I
Make my way through the tubby
I find a
Little fella who's
Cute and yella and
Chubby, rub-a-dub-dubby
Rubber Duckie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you

[Thicker Than Water]

Quality stuff.

It's works like this that make you an awesome person by newgrounds standards, Edmund. (But considering what you have to compare yourself to on this website, that's not much of a statement.) A collection of comic strips loosely based around your childhood, eh? Good stuff. Funny drawings, decent punchlines and interesting delivery. You're such a great guy, Edmund. I tell you, anyone who doesn't have an erection after viewing this submission should be shipped off to Guantanamo Bay.

[Goomba Vol. 2]

Hmm.

It's a really decent flash movie. The drawings of the structures, like Peach's throne and the castle walls, could've used a little more texture and detail. Not that much, maybe just a crack in the wall here, a brick sticking out there... and Peach's throne looks very uncomfortable to sit on, which is very unbecoming when you know that she's a princess... I mean, it basically looks like a stone slab.

Overall it's an okay job, pal. I commend you, and I seriously hope this Goomba doesn't succeed in his mission to assassinate Peach. Maybe have Wario stomp on him and save Peach when the series ends, eh? Yes, Wario. I just said that because I like him better than Mario.