RaNcIdPsYcHoJoSh's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Nintendo Power]

Wasn't very good.

Although it seems you tried hard at the animation, the drawings had no form and the way you drew the characters was just plain ugly as hell. They don't have any of their charm, they just look like they wrinkled up in a dryer and are pissed off because they're now melting.

This animation doesn't really appeal to anyone who isn't interested in that game, actually.

[TWEEN: A Flash Odyssey]

Those who live by the tween

shall die by the tween

[Metal Gear Yotsuba]

Alright.

Now this shit is happenin'. *drags cigarette*

That Yotsuba, man. She's gonna be a star.

Skaijo responds:

I hope so. I'm really waiting for an anime--Optimus Prime and all.

[The PS3 Song!]

Oh, whatever.

I'm not getting into this debate but I'm pretty sure that in about a year the PS3 will be making red paste out of everyone's asses. I doubt very much that their brand is dead.

[The Breakfast Club]

I'm starving...

This was awesome and it made me damn hungry. But... bacon on toast? Seriously what?

And where are the eggs at the end?

[Throwback the Duck Ep. 1B]

Wait... you're actually PROUD of this tripe?

Okay, fine, you can animate and draw fairly decently. Does that make this entertaining? Not in the slightest. All I saw here was an extremely bland animation about a generic, boring cartoon duck that went absolutely nowhere. It was just loaded with filler. I can honestly say you're going nowhere with this series if all the episodes are going to consist of too many pointless montages and dull, jokeless dialogue (peppered with constant video game-related namedropping, mainly consisting of "Nintendo" and "Bubsy"). It just drones on and on about nothing and I really got tired of hearing Generic Cartoon Duck #0061-7415B talk after the first minute of Part A, let alone all the remaining 10 or so minutes of this heap, and it wasn't at all helped by the extremely subpar voice acting job by the guy who does him. I can only assume future episodes will have more and more boring transitional moments and lousy scriptwriting until at its culmination the duck's speech consists of nothing but names of game consoles and internet memes.

Seriously, way to end the episode: on a 4chan phrase. FTW!!!! LOL!!!! God, I fear the worst for this series.

[Mango]

Mangos are delicious fruits

I thoroughly enjoyed and endorse this product/event/service/film

[Flash Comedy Extravaganza]

Why is this not on the front page?

I don't care for your little anime parody at the beginning (nice try, but no one seems to be able to parody it correctly), this movie was quite hilarious and enjoyable. The animation was superb and I love how you satire Legendary Frog's tweening bullshit. That "muffins and pies! Ahahaha I'm so random and clever!" gag was really funny because of the crowd's reaction to it, the tutorial video had me dying. I loved this. Please make a scathing satire of more things in the future, except anime, because I noticed people reach for too much with that and they miss a ton of stuff. There's a lot to be said for the cleverness of satire. Awesome job.

[Madness Depredation]

Hell yeah.

The Madness series is pure greatness, and this movie is no exception. Although not as intense as, say, Apotheosis or Redeemer, what's in this movie is absolutely wonderful and has me returning to it again and again. I especially love the catchy action-oriented music, delightfully exaggerated sound effects and smooth animation. "Bullet time" scenes are little more than a cliche now, but they still work well with this series to show how fast the protagonist's reflexes are. All these things fall into place to make an addicting movie. Hopefully next time he manages to destroy that damn clown...

[Sonic: Uncut 3]

Uh... you lost me.

I just don't understand any of this. The voice acting is okay (thanks for actually finding female/child voice actors instead of making high pitched voices yourself) and I commend you for not using sprites, but really, the storyline is just uninteresting and I closed the window when Shadow went to Cream's room to apologize for whatever reason.

I hate it when the authors make the characters swear. Innocent game characters like the ones in the Sonic universe aren't supposed to use cuss words, and it seems everyone on newgrounds keeps forgetting that. It's just not right, coming from them. Smarten up, people. Seriously.