RaNcIdPsYcHoJoSh's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[GROUNDBOUND]

I hate Earthbound but you get mad props from me for that Undertale diss

[Kiss La Kiss]

Just get a girl to voice girls, for god's sake. Internet voice actresses are not hard to find. Voicing girls yourself just makes you seem lazy and incompetent.

Speedo responds:

i mean there clearly was a female voice actress, and the other 2 girls were voiced by guys for comedic value but THNAKS ANYWAYS MR. RaNcDidPsYcHoJoSh!!!!

[Regretroid Music Video]

The drawings were crap and the song sucked.

I've always seen Samus as a sex object, and I will continue to do so, without taking her feelings into consideration at all, because I don't know if you're aware, but Samus doesn't have feelings. Because she's a video game character. She doesn't fucking exist. Therefore I'm free to see her as the fucktoy she truly is.

[Bronies]

Ugh.

Bronies need to fucking kill themselves.

[The New Suited (pilot)]

I didn't like it.

It's not funny, the art style is poor and the jokes are derivative. Another Mario/WoW parody, oh look, that's NEVER been done before.

Try harder please.

[Girlchan in Paradise Ep1]

Ugh...

And so it came to pass that egoraptor did make yet another unfunny parody that fails to make any sort of statement or point about its subject matter that hasn't already been stated by 13 year old youtube users nationwide, but instead acts as a catalyst for ignorant fanboys all around the internet to beg you for more of the same mediocrity. It doubtlessly appeals to the grunting caveman deep within everyone to hear you and a bunch of your dumb friends mindlessly scream exaggerated syllables into a microphone.

Anyone can do this. Seriously. You're not insightful or unique. I think you could do way better. See me after class.

[rtil the bee]

I don't get it

are you trying to start the next caramelldansen or something

xtil responds:

no i just feel like DANCING

[Ng Voicemail #973]

that song at the end

oh my god i love that song please tell me what it is

[Shin ArkAngel - 01]

Unoriginal to a fault!

It's nice to see you stupid anime fans are still pushing the boundaries of unoriginality to create AMAZING WONDERS like this that are completely bland, dull and clichéd to perfection...!

Throughout this steaming pile of tripe, I saw those planes and the characters called 'pilots', and I thought, "if those planes turn into giant robots, I am closing this thing and giving it a fat fucking zero."

Hey, guess what happened?