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Wow. Just when I thought shooting games couldn't get simpler than geometry wars, along comes THIS... piece, which proves me utterly wrong by giving you a ship that autoscrolls AND auto shoots, as well as stupid-as-doorknob cannon fodder enemies that barely do anything. Then the game constantly sucks up to you for just moving your mouse effortlessly around the extremely slow-moving targets.
This game belongs on the Wii. It's just that bad.
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And so it came to pass that egoraptor did make yet another unfunny parody that fails to make any sort of statement or point about its subject matter that hasn't already been stated by 13 year old youtube users nationwide, but instead acts as a catalyst for ignorant fanboys all around the internet to beg you for more of the same mediocrity. It doubtlessly appeals to the grunting caveman deep within everyone to hear you and a bunch of your dumb friends mindlessly scream exaggerated syllables into a microphone.
Anyone can do this. Seriously. You're not insightful or unique. I think you could do way better. See me after class.
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"Lackluster for the most part."
Most of these are just really predictable jokes and 4chan memes, there's not really much humor to them.
Of course Stamper has to go ahead and outshine everyone at the end, his is the best of them all, easily. Way to be a spergin' faggot, Stamper. All those video game ladies must love you for it, with a panty-wetting lust that TRANSCENDS UNIVERSES.
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are you trying to start the next caramelldansen or something
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no i just feel like DANCING
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oh my god i love that song please tell me what it is
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I just played through this game and beat it, I got Hector pardoned with only two days remaining... I was so happy that I was gonna see the ending, which I worked hard for.
I entered the code, clicked OK, and then... fucking WHAT?!! That's all you get at the end of the game?! A fucking advertisement telling you to download the FULL game?!!? That is terrible design, right there. I played through that game for nothing at all in the end? Seeing "FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, DOWNLOAD THE FULL VERSION" pissed me off to no end. This is SUPPOSED to be the full version. No, no, there's no forgiving you for this. This was a good game lambasted by a terrible decision on your part to shaft the gamers in the end. I highly disapprove.
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This is better suited as a shitty webcomic than a shitty flash animation. Just a bunch of poorly drawn faux-anime characters who quip to each other about internet culture/anime/video games while ska music plays? Yeah, you definitely have nothing new or interesting to say. It's been done like a billion billion billion fucking times before you. Stick to making webcomics.
Bland people only make bland animations. They're unable to do anything else, and you prove that beyond the shadow of a doubt.
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It's nice to see you stupid anime fans are still pushing the boundaries of unoriginality to create AMAZING WONDERS like this that are completely bland, dull and clichéd to perfection...!
Throughout this steaming pile of tripe, I saw those planes and the characters called 'pilots', and I thought, "if those planes turn into giant robots, I am closing this thing and giving it a fat fucking zero."
Hey, guess what happened?
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Although it seems you tried hard at the animation, the drawings had no form and the way you drew the characters was just plain ugly as hell. They don't have any of their charm, they just look like they wrinkled up in a dryer and are pissed off because they're now melting.
This animation doesn't really appeal to anyone who isn't interested in that game, actually.
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Basically your idea for this game was to blatantly rip off the original game's name and design and take away everything that was fun about it. No seeing your worm underground, no flying and doing combos, a time limit slapped on for no particular reason. no real control over your fucking worm? This game just sucks and is a pale shadow of the original. And don't act like you've never fucking heard of Deathworm, the name, worm design and all the ideas present in this game are blatantly fucking copied from the original. This is NOT your fucking idea, so stop taking credit.
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WAIT- You've been here before! I remember you now. How many times've you posted this same review?
Right, considering you're so desperate for a reply, I'll give you one. I better make it quick before you SPREAD THE WORD OF MY EVIL PLANS D=
First off, before the date this was submitted, I'd never played Deathworm. Had I heard of it? YES. I've allready said that. THIS game was designed to be played differently from day one. This is a short, quick and simple game with cleaner graphics, sound, and most importantly face value. It's streamlined, sanded down, and made more suitable for the average lunch break or those with little patience, short attention spans or slow computers. Y'know, like a regular person. There's different goals and objectives- New graphics and sounds work together in a different theme. There's no NEED to see the worm underground. You're not missing out on anything there, so calm down. Flying is the point of the game, so I don't know what you're talking about there. There IS combos, so that comment doesn't make any sense either. The time limit's there because it's just not designed to be played for longer than a minute at a time. That'd get boring fast. There IS control over the worm- None of these comments are making any sense to me.
The name was the hardest part of making the game- I released it a day late because it was no easy decision. See, there is no better name for this game than "Deathworm". There's no sense in choosing a crappier name just to avoid calling it that, because then I'd just get MORE bad reviews.
The worm design IS the same. It's inverse kinemtics. What more do you want?
And to say all the ideas are the same is a bit of a step over the line. Let's compare the goals here:
D1) Grow as big as possible and stay alive for as long as you can
D2) Smash everything you can in 60 seconds.
Aw shit I just spent like 5 minutes writing that and then realised he's got a batting average of like 1.3 =/
I don't want to delete this response though now >_>
I was gonna say something at the end but now I've totally forgot what it was. Shit.
Well- I'm leaving it here JUST IN CASE =O
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