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Wow. Just when I thought shooting games couldn't get simpler than geometry wars, along comes THIS... piece, which proves me utterly wrong by giving you a ship that autoscrolls AND auto shoots, as well as stupid-as-doorknob cannon fodder enemies that barely do anything. Then the game constantly sucks up to you for just moving your mouse effortlessly around the extremely slow-moving targets.

This game belongs on the Wii. It's just that bad.

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Score: 5

"Ugh..."

submission: Girlchan in Paradise Ep1

date: February 24, 2009

And so it came to pass that egoraptor did make yet another unfunny parody that fails to make any sort of statement or point about its subject matter that hasn't already been stated by 13 year old youtube users nationwide, but instead acts as a catalyst for ignorant fanboys all around the internet to beg you for more of the same mediocrity. It doubtlessly appeals to the grunting caveman deep within everyone to hear you and a bunch of your dumb friends mindlessly scream exaggerated syllables into a microphone.

Anyone can do this. Seriously. You're not insightful or unique. I think you could do way better. See me after class.

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Score: 7

"Lackluster for the most part."

submission: MGS: Flash Collab DISC 01

date: August 25, 2008

Most of these are just really predictable jokes and 4chan memes, there's not really much humor to them.

Of course Stamper has to go ahead and outshine everyone at the end, his is the best of them all, easily. Way to be a spergin' faggot, Stamper. All those video game ladies must love you for it, with a panty-wetting lust that TRANSCENDS UNIVERSES.

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Score: 8

"Excellent!"

submission: F - Zero GX: Red Canyon +1

date: September 26, 2007

I quite love it, considering I'm listening to F-Zero music right now.

Also, this song is actually from the very first F-Zero on SNES, but they remixed the red canyon theme for GX.

January 25, 2008

Author's Response:

:D Zomg I know! I love this track so much~

^_~ thnx~

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Score: 10

$_-={The Desire to Destroy}=-_$

"HOLY HELL."

submission: _-={The Desire to Destroy}=-_

date: July 28, 2007

This is unbridled FLAWLESSNESS. It sounds so epic, like something from a hardcore story-driven fighter.

I think we have a winner. If only it were longer...

July 29, 2007

Author's Response:

The original intention of this song was to be significantly longer to be honest. However after talking with a friend who produced some tracks himself, I realized all of his loops were hanging around the minute mark. It came to our attention that the loops should be smallest in size, whilst retaining as much impact as possible. The contest is intended to be an online arcade game, so to make super long loops, reduces their chances of being used, as that means more waiting to play. it's a fast paced game, why make it a long download?

Thanks for the review RaNcID! I am probably going to make an extended mix one day, but that day is not today! I'm glad you liked it!